Thursday, June 11, 2009

This Week's Most Alarming Headlines


Polar bear escapes Kansas zoo, dies of boredom



Hello Hentai toys a hit with Japanese teens: Is fad headed here?



Herpes superbug colonies thrive in motel pillows



Kiss and kill: Tubercular temptress terrorizes Toronto



Hurricanes fling millions of deadly pythons across Disney World



Morales rallies Bolivia in face of economic crisis: ‘We have what it takes to get through this’



Settlers rush to claim new Pacific trash islands



Investigators can’t make heads or tails of latest cattle mutilations



SF Crystal Queens take speed-talking trophy; Bakersfield Hash Slingers a close second



Susan Boyle in lesbian love triangle with Ibiza strippers



Five billion swine flu survivors look for someone to sue



Bravo’s ‘Suture Self’ offers beauty on a budget



In peace gesture, Muslim terrorists offer not to behead children



Fidel Castro elopes with Cher, will help market rejuvenation serum



Air France victims may have been eaten by underwater Nazis: Experts



Wendy’s says food almost 100% free of roach particles



Pentecostal messiah says anyone can get into heaven, but it’ll cost ya



Study finds almost all U.S. adults believe others to be deluded – and they’re right



‘Reality’ was coerced, say TV stars: Lawsuit claims producers threatened to expose true events



Doomsday bomb goes off too soon, destroys Philippines: ‘Sorry, it won’t happen again,’ cult leader promises



Courtesy of C. Ward

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