Cyberspies found in Chinese drywall
As recession deepens, freelancers forced to fire themselves
Parents talk to their kids about drugs, get 20-year sentence
GOP leaders demand probe of ‘sexting’ teens
Exploding cellphone erases man’s memories; now he can’t find his keys
Porn star injured by giant penis: ‘I never saw it coming’
Online predators disguise themselves as cute animals
AG launches crackdown on ‘skanky’ amateur porn models
Madonna opens her own orphanage in Brazil
Gay fans confused by Madonna’s Maternity Girl clothing line
SF masochist gives up self-flagellation for Lent
Wal-Mart launches new chain of illicit drug supermarkets: Offers cartel leaders low-wage jobs
Feminist scholars embrace ‘power shopping’
Vegetarian porn site infuriates meat lovers
Amid economic turmoil, ‘Reassuring Delusions’ leaps to top of bestseller lists
Mormonic beliefs gain new followers in Muslim countries
Iranian diplomats admire guillotine on visit to French museum
USC screenwriters enjoy field trip to San Fernando Valley
Sanskrit scholars sell out, go to work in Bollywood musicals
Struggling students learn failure is, in fact, an option
Alien transmission decoded, but you don’t want to know what it says
Courtesy of C. Ward
