Friday, May 15, 2009

This Week's Most Alarming Headlines

Listening devices found in Chinese cellphones


Panicky swine flu patient runs into subway, touching every surface


Ratings leap as Fox News blames swine flu on illegal immigrants


Lots of tots getting shot in Watts


Home buyers invade Crown Heights; ad promised ‘urban oasis’


Madonna storms U.N. assembly, demands to be goodwill ambassador


Mysterious surge in ankelosing spondilitis worries local school officials


Cornficker worm spreading via pet doors


Achy joints? Could be flesh-eating disease


Satanic teens infiltrate Six Flags staff


Chinese spyware terrorizes Arizona retirement community


Pee-wee Herman to host ‘Celebrity Sex Crimes’ reality show


Splitting headache? Could be brain-eating zombies


Study shows people who ignore bad news are happier


Ignored by happy people, Africa’s refugees die abused and alone


New Age healers discover dozens of new ailments in Amazon


Mexican drug gangs impose metric system on U.S.


Research shows outdoor exercise doubles risk of violent death


Police powerless as mysterious beheadings continue


Wall Street panic ignites racist rape riots


Paid to remain quiet, Bush rakes in bounty in non-speaking fees


Menudo member exposed as 34-year-old midget


Courtesy of C. Ward

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