Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Get Your Divortion Here!


My new line of business: pulverizing the constraints of forced and unplanned familyhood by providing both divorce and abortion at the same time - for a small fee, of course.

A family law buddy and my medical skills together as one for this convenient service can truly deliver salvation to the unfocused in a matter of minutes - okay, maybe a couple hours max.

Think of the new-found freedom for millions of oppressed and exploited damsels caught up in the avalanche that follows a few petty seconds of passion! Undo the chains of this miserable double-whammy that tends to sneak up on uncareful ladies in a blink of an eye.

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